The Septic Diver

Dive Master C always is doing something extraordinary. This is how she earned her nickname of 'Septic Diver'. Now I did not witness this one, she mistakenly told me about it after several strong libations. Seems she was walking around her back yard and stepped on the plastic lid of her Septic Tank, falling through to about her knee. (releasing all those pleasant smells) When she stepped through it, it didn't break, it just cracked and acted like the Chinese finger cuffs we all played with as kids, She couldn't pull it out without severely cutting her leg. The edges were buried so that she could not move in any direction. No one else was home so she laid there for an unknown length of time. Someone finally showed up and helped free her from her predicament. My Septic Diver is tough.